Team America

ASV cīņa ar terorismu tādā veselīgā skatījumā. Joki bija labi, ne gluži tādi, ka būtu pa zemi jāvārtās, bet nu, forši. Atstāstīt nevar, to ir jāredz.

Lasu citātus, smeju, un nevaru izvēlēties, kuru ielikt. Filmas pamattēze:

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Un tad vēl:

Joe: It looks like one of the terrorists is saying something.
Gary Johnston: [Waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me!
Chris: What's he saying?
Joe: I think he's saying, 'Kiss me! Kiss me!'
Chris: SMART-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

Gary Johnston: [Gary sees the limo] Oh I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.
Spottswoode: Uh no... I just want to show you something.
Gary Johnston: Yeah I bet you do.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0372588/